Christmas Dad Jokes
#1 Why shouldn’t you lend money to elves? They’re always short.
#2 Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He’s got a green thumb.
#3 What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad.
#4 What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri Tip
#5 Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
By: Ashley Baurele