Christmas Dad Jokes

#1 Why shouldn’t you lend money to elves? They’re always short. 

#2 Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He’s got a green thumb. 

#3 What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad. 

#4 What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri Tip

#5 Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose. 

By: Ashley Baurele